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17.2 Friesian/Lipizzan cross. Extensively trained in roping, dressage, tap, ballet, and jazz. Qualified for the 2024 Olympics but missed them because we flew Spirit. No buck, no bolt, no shirt, no shoes—no problem.
Sired by Secretariat’s freshman roommate, out of a mare that once side-eyed John Wayne. Built like a tank, eats like a king, and has the attitude of a mildly inconvenienced house cat. Bombproof, except around plastic bags, suspicious rocks, and the concept of Mondays.
Suitable for beginners with good insurance and a strong sense of humor. Prefers fine dining (aka, the neighbor’s lawn) and long walks on the beach (or just standing still). Will consider trades for a fully restored 1967 Mustang or a lifetime supply of carrots.
No tire kickers, lowballers, or people who ask if it’s still available—I know what I’ve got.
