Cody, Wyoming to host the Running of the Bison this year. All tourists are encouraged to participate

📣 CODY, WYOMING ANNOUNCES: THE 2ND ANNUAL RUNNING OF THE BISON! 🦬🏃‍♂️💨

Think you’re brave enough to outrun a bison? Here’s your chance!

After the wildly successful (and slightly chaotic) inaugural event in Laurel, Montana, the epic Running of the Bison stampedes its way to Cody, Wyoming this year!

🔥 What to Expect:

• Hundreds of tourists dressed in traditional white with red sashes (and questionable footwear).

• Dozens of majestic, thundering bison charging down Main Street.

• Screams, adrenaline, a few brave souls getting a little too close to nature.

• Unforgettable memories, amazing photo ops, and possibly a few bruises.

• A parade of ambulances standing by… just in case.

📅 Event Date: [Insert fictional date] 📍 Location: Downtown Cody, WY
🎟️ Tickets: Free for participants (life insurance not included).

💬 Tourist Tip: Run fast. Don’t look back. And maybe… wear padding?

Whether you’re running for glory, for the ‘gram, or just for your life — this is the wildest event of the year you won’t want to miss.